Thursday, August 7, 2008

The CAST RULES!

The Crazy Adventure Speed Team Rests Upon Less Existential Situations.

Allow us to unexplain:

You exist out of randomness.

You are a thermodynamic accident.

You are the product of the aimless.

You sprung, sprang, and continue to spring by the will of chance.

You are the result of exertion, force, pumping, and positions pornographically propositioned by the unwitting laborers that made possible the single random sperm plundering the single random egg following countless generations generated by the exact same (negating a few possible technological differences, i.e. memory foam) circumstances.

You behave in a fashion that has been fashioned out of a series of incidental events.

You have lived out adventitious events.

You will remain purposeless, sporadic, fickle, unintended, RANDOM, and there is nothing you can or cannot do about it.

You have become a part of the continuum.

The continuum is random, and The CAST is random.

You are ruled because The CAST RULES. (so take it!)

1 comment:

The Crazy Adventures Speed Team said...

Your take on sperm and the self is impressive, you must be a Harvard scholar or some sort of mime who could never express his words aloud and has been waiting for generations to show his expanded mind through type.

Kudos to you, you knight of the random table