I Smoke Believe You Smoked That

Recently a document of pressing national security was released to the public. The information contained is so incriminating that the CIA used its authority to remove every verb from public view. Hephen Stawking Ph.D. has conducted intensive statistical inference on the English language to determine which verb, if used to replace all dedacted information, would reveal the most information from this document. The following is the document altered to contain the past, present, and future tense of said determined verb.

Dear Mr. President:
My god George, why smoke you have to smoke so much goat last night. You should smoke what you smoke next time. I have never smoked anything more disgusting than you smoking goat. I could hardly contain my smoking afterwards. We need to smoke that again sometime. By the way, I smoked so hard I smoked when I smoke your pet dog smoking in the middle of everything. What a tussle that smoked. You smoking goat, the dog smoking his face in it. I’m smoked you did not just smoke there. But you and I both smoke that good old George can’t stop smoking that delicious goat under any circumstance. I smoke glad you didn’t smoke a disease afterwards. Smoke the mutt and that insatiable appetite of yours.
Yours smoking,
Your damn brother Jeb.

-Reported by bad dog, no biscuit