Thursday, January 22, 2009
The Monies of America
Have you ever been so tired of a word that every time you hear it you have the urge to crash your car into a bus full of autistic children? Me too American, me too. "Economy," a word so broad it can be placed in virtually every sentence. Including sentences in which the speaker doesn't understand what he/she is saying, or doesn't care to articulate to any degree beyond absolutely vague. I decree that we delete that word from the English Language and replace it with "the monies of ..." Therefore, the American economy is "the monies of America," and the worldwide financial economy is simply "the monies." I also stipulate that using "the" may be interchangeably used with "da" when one isn't sure where the monies coming from, and "yo" may be used if used in the third person.
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